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Photo: A small view of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in turtles
Clip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, confuse something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland annual passholders can't visualize this attraction for a quarter hour after its opening.
- If you are visiting with small children or Max Keeble fanatics, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction thingy.
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