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The Clip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst portentous attraction at Disneyland

The Clip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst portentous attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 2014
Duration: Interminably brief
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Locals

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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