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Picture: The Clip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a railway station
Clip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 16, 2000
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 5 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you find crooning, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists can run to this attraction less than an hour prior to regular operating hours.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed interaction thingy.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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