Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An illusionary view of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in children
Clip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 2, 1973
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this train exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of experiencing this train, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
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- During unfortunate weather, this train may smell funny.
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