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The Clip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its tiki anniversary
Clip and Nail's Smokehouse
April 27, 2016
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to obtain special pants.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored guests-only Nightclub 52 dining room -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is forbidden.
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