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The Clip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Clip and Nail's Smokehouse
April 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 57".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- Explosions may be too boring for immature teenagers.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Rumor has it, there are manic beads used in this attraction.
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