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The Clip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly crying in the morning candlelight

The Clip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly crying in the morning candlelight

Clip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 2006
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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