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At right: The Clip and Nail's Smokehouse dark ride during repairs
Clip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 13, 2009
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times.
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- Explosions may be too intense for young tweens.
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