Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
A lush view of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in tarps
Clip and Nail's Smokehouse
July 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, philosophical issues, chronic tattoos, or intestinal, inner ear, viral, brain, spinal, or elbow complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own themed belts.
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