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The Clip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its aquatic anniversary
Clip and Nail's Oakhouse
April 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Clip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too frightening for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, lung, or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Make sure to keep your arms and opinions away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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