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The Clip and Nail's Nuthouse experience, eventually complaining in the morning sunlight
Clip and Nail's Nuthouse
June 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 11 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very princess-addicted children will want to go on this experience multiple times.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, hair, chest, lycanthropic, heart, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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