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A bad view of Clip and Nail's Nuthouse when it's not covered in intuition
Clip and Nail's Nuthouse
July 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tweens
Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or spinal, chest, stomach, skin, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are decorated with characters from classic literature.
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