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The Clip and Nail's Eyehouse attraction at park opening
Clip and Nail's Eyehouse
January 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Nail's Eyehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in this queue.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or blood, ankle, or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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