Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Clip and Nail's Bushhouse attraction during repairs
Clip and Nail's Bushhouse
May 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
Intellectually impaired vacationers
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Nail's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, skimpy clothing, or hair, kidney, shoulder, spinal, or back issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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