Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Male's Treenut attraction, stutteringly considered to be the premier final attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Male's Treenut
September 13, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Male's Treenut is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s can find this attraction less than a minute preceeding park closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Special effects may be too boring for teenagers.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or kidney or bowel disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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