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The Clip and Male's Treenut attraction, humanely considered to be the worst enchanted attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Male's Treenut
August 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Male's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and shoes (in that order) within the attraction at all times.
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