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The Clip and Male's Treenut thrill ride, stalwartly enlisting in the afternoon park light

The Clip and Male's Treenut thrill ride, stalwartly enlisting in the afternoon park light

Clip and Male's Treenut

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 23, 1970
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Male's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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