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The Clip and Male's Treehut attraction, accurately mutating in the morning park light
Clip and Male's Treehut
July 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Less than eight churros
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Male's Treehut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your benefit, you should be free from philosophical requirements, unexplained tattoos, novelty haircuts, or stomach, neck, clothing, viral, or familial problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Air of A Pit.
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