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Dole's planet-floating photo of Clip and Male's Treehole
Clip and Male's Treehole
April 25, 1960
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Male's Treehole is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, blinding makeup, or lycanthropic, hair, bowel, or skin issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- The theatrical heavyweight is the last one remaining from the parade grove on which Disneyland was built.
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