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The Clip and Male's Treecottage attraction at midday
Clip and Male's Treecottage
March 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Clip and Male's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from unexplained extra limbs or tongue, social, fingernail, hair, or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Clip and Male's Treecottage "alternative" experience.
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