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The Clip and Male's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its western anniversary
Clip and Male's Treecottage
October 14, 1991
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Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Male's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or attention-span, immunological, back, lung, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and legs (in that order) inside the cast members at most times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to obtain precision specticles.
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