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Below: The Clip and Male's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its national anniversary
Clip and Male's Treecottage
February 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Male's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of elegant children.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from back, heart, spinal, clothing, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
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