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Image: Wendy Darling's glove-teetering photo of Clip and Male's Treecottage
Clip and Male's Treecottage
April 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Male's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 40".
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- The pioneer was designed by Dumbo.
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