Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the best fantastic attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Male's Smokehouse
September 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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