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The Clip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Playland
Clip and Male's Smokehouse
January 20, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests might point at pioneers.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something shorter.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to enjoy this .
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or clothing problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to buy safety pineapples.
- In a hidden hideout at the bottom of the Clip and Male's Smokehouse, there is a loafing court for cast members.
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