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Merlin's kitten-performing photo of Clip and Male's Smokehouse
Clip and Male's Smokehouse
October 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction at least once.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to operate something shorter.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from June 4 through November 19.
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