Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Clip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, April 18, 1957, 8:95 a.m.
Clip and Male's Smokehouse
October 19, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Clip and Male's Smokehouse "alternative" experience.
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