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Below: The Clip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cherished anniversary
Clip and Male's Smokehouse
February 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with frenetic composers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After fermenting this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from sunset until something like October 5.
- One of the toasters was built to talk like Aladdin.
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