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Pictured: Clip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold
Clip and Male's Smokehouse
March 22, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and opinions away from the attraction at most times while it is in motion.
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