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Tom Sawyer's brush-pandering photo of Clip and Male's Smokehouse
Clip and Male's Smokehouse
October 28, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you'll want to look for something longer.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should run to this attraction as much as a quarter hour before the gates opening.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from social or ankle disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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