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The Clip and Male's Smokehouse ride at first light

The Clip and Male's Smokehouse ride at first light

Clip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 27, 2012
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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