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The Clip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly attacking in the afternoon moonlight

Above: The Clip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly attacking in the afternoon moonlight

Clip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 1970
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Rating: Zero pixies (by www.HunchbackKeteer.net)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Clip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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