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The Clip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, privately pulsating in the morning sunlight

The Clip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, privately pulsating in the morning sunlight

Clip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 2002
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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