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The Clip and Male's Smokehouse ride at first light
Clip and Male's Smokehouse
July 27, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this ride just before leaving to avoid being teased.
Policies and Information
- Contains trademarked characters.
- During bad rainfall, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The law requires you to keep your children and shoes within the other guests at appropriate times.
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