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The Clip and Kale's Treehole ride during refurbishment
Clip and Kale's Treehole
September 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Kale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or intestinal, brain, stomach, back, or wrist complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
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