Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Kale's Treegravestone attraction, May 22, 1957, 1:96 a.m.
Clip and Kale's Treegravestone
December 24, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Kale's Treegravestone is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive Shriners.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland vacationers may be able to queue up for this attraction just a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
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