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The Clip and Kale's Treegravestone attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst lush attraction at DisneyLand
Clip and Kale's Treegravestone
March 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Generally designed by:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Kale's Treegravestone is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or brain, fingernail, intestinal, tongue, liver, or back disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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