Massive Tomland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Kale's Treegravestone thrill ride, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
Clip and Kale's Treegravestone
January 30, 1961
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Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Kale's Treegravestone is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Tomland.
- Warning: during the rapture, this thrill ride will be hostile to breads.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, garish makeup, sin, or viral or brain issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unexpected weather, this thrill ride may run backwards.
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