Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Kale's Treegravestone attraction during construction
Clip and Kale's Treegravestone
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1992
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Enjoyed by: Smiling foreigners
Description
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Kale's Treegravestone is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
Guest Warnings
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Special effects may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or neck, bowel, or romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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