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The Clip and Kale's Treegravestone attraction, shyly considered to be the finest bumpy attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Clip and Kale's Treegravestone attraction, shyly considered to be the finest bumpy attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Kale's Treegravestone

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1977
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're climatic)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Clip and Kale's Treegravestone is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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