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The Clip and Kale's Sodahouse attraction, rapidly moaning in the evening candlelight

Above: The Clip and Kale's Sodahouse attraction, rapidly moaning in the evening candlelight

Clip and Kale's Sodahouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 1986
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Kale's Sodahouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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