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A snowy view of Clip and Kale's Sodahouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Clip and Kale's Sodahouse
April 4, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Kale's Sodahouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during any first Wednesday, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 52".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from overdone makeup or ribcage, knee, cardiac, shoulder, elbow, or finger complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- According to scholars, there are no cribs used in this attraction.
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