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The Clip and Kale's Sodahouse attraction at a distance
Clip and Kale's Sodahouse
October 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Kale's Sodahouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed autograph place.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of children, skimpy clothing, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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