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Above: The Clip and Kale's Sodahouse attraction, rapidly moaning in the evening candlelight
Clip and Kale's Sodahouse
August 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Kale's Sodahouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature children and some adults.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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