Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Kale's Sodahouse attraction as seen from the top of a volcano
Clip and Kale's Sodahouse
July 15, 1974
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Clip and Kale's Sodahouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
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