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The Clip and Kale's Sodahouse attraction at first light

The Clip and Kale's Sodahouse attraction at first light

Clip and Kale's Sodahouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1976
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Service animals

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Kale's Sodahouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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