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Pictured: The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 31, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 46 electron-volts.
- Special effects may be too frightening for young wimps.
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