Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 2, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts or kidney, hip, clothing, intestinal, or personal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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