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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, August 9, 1997, 11:35 p.m.
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will make silly comments to your friends.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young teenagers.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
- There is a hidden churro stand adjacent to this attraction's queue.
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