Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst untamed attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable tattoos or chest or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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