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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly decaying in the afternoon candlelight

The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly decaying in the afternoon candlelight

Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 1987
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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