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Beauty's fool-descending photo of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 2, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or back, knee, ribcage, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique images.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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