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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 19, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young children.
- Bumping may occur.
- The model of rogues is a bad joke.
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