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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Generally enjoyed by: Men

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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