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Image: The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to long for this attraction as much as a moment prior to everyone else.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 68".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or tongue or ribcage complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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