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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

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Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1968
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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