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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly considered to be the best helpless attraction at DisneyLand

The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly considered to be the best helpless attraction at DisneyLand

Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1988
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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