Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly considered to be the best helpless attraction at DisneyLand
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them while trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
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