Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 30, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a flowery rocket.
- Coincident to a 1991 repainting, new characters were "plussed" in the attic area.
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