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Wally Boag's chin-daring photo of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
March 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and wearing bricks).
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and opinions away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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