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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously jumping in the evening park light

The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously jumping in the evening park light

Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1971
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus six dollars

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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