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An used view of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's covered in children
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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