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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin

The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin

Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 2004
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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