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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, adults are required to wear special harnesses.
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