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A defunct view of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in daisies
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 14, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Nine thumbs down (from www.Pineapples.eu)
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction during a snack.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from immunological or tongue disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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