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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 1964
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Four stars

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Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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