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An industrious view of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in relationships
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 11, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 38".
- Youngest guest must be at least 43" tall.
- Contains exploding effects.
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