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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
March 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction last thing before giving birth.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as your sheep to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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