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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly careening in the afternoon moonlight

The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly careening in the afternoon moonlight

Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 1960
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Three and a fraction Disneys

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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