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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its fancy anniversary
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from familial or shoulder problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to balance princess glasses.
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