Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly careening in the afternoon moonlight
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 19, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction Disneys
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can find this attraction up to a minute after regular operating hours.
- Contains imported effects that may panic service animals.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to have special waivers.
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