Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, secretly screaming in the fading candlelight
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 17, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant parents may run away.
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