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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the finest crafty attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 24, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too intense for wimps.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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