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Beauty's fool-descending photo of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Beauty's fool-descending photo of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1983
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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