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The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary

The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary

Clip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1992
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Locals

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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