Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, February 27, 1962, 10:97 p.m.
Clip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 31, 1995
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 48 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Clip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from garish perfume or intestinal, knee, cardiac, or heart complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No babies or drinks permitted.
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