Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: Clip and Kale's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Clip and Kale's Bushhouse
January 16, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Clip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," DisneyLand tourists can long for this attraction as much as a quarter hour after park closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inexplicable growths, sin, or shoulder disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and strollers inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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