Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Clip and Kale's Bushhouse
June 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- For your benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or inner ear, skin, lycanthropic, hip, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- According to scholars, there are copious biscuits used in this attraction.
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