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The Clip and Kale's Bushhouse dark ride during repairs
Clip and Kale's Bushhouse
August 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction pavilion.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses inside the vehicle at most times.
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