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The Clip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unidentified anniversary
Clip and Jail's Smokehouse
April 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- Minimum height 32".
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The picture of bachelors is a sly pun.
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