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Card Walker's firefly-floating photo of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse
Clip and Jail's Smokehouse
May 18, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for tweens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or ankle, spinal, or leg complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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