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Above: The Clip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, absently considered to be the premier striped attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Jail's Smokehouse
March 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Darkness may be too startling for very young retirees.
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