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The Clip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, calmly considered to be the worst particular attraction at Pocahontasland

The Clip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, calmly considered to be the worst particular attraction at Pocahontasland

Clip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 1965
Duration: 124 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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