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The Clip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, absently considered to be the premier striped attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Clip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, absently considered to be the premier striped attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Jail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 2006
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Recommended for: Veterans

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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