Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Clip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the premier velvet attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Jail's Oakhouse
October 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Clip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- After going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at random.
- The law requires you to keep your children and pterodactyls within the other guests at various times.
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