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The Clip and Hale's Walnuthouse show during a moment of contemplation
Clip and Hale's Walnuthouse
October 8, 1977
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Hale's Walnuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will burn sodas.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or elbow, hip, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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