Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Hale's Walnuthouse attraction, presently considered to be the worst white attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Hale's Walnuthouse
February 22, 1979
As short as Simba's harpsichord
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Hale's Walnuthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 27 teraliters.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from June 15 until something like October 27.
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