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The Clip and Hale's Treetent attraction, cheaply teetering in the evening sunlight
Clip and Hale's Treetent
April 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 30 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Hale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph place.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains antique scenes.
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