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Clip and Hale's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
Clip and Hale's Treetent
October 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Clip and Hale's Treetent is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and legs inside the other guests at all times.
- This is the only extant attraction in this land in which a tribute to Robin Crusoe can be heard.
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