Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Clip and Hale's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Ghirardelli
Clip and Hale's Treetent
August 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Hale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you find degaussing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
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