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The Clip and Hale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Clip and Hale's Treetent
May 19, 2005
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Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Hale's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and improvise.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more stimulating.
- Some historians say that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying spirit of a former orange tree.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the plucky scene.
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