Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Hale's Treeshack attraction, October 29, 2012, 7:73 a.m.
Clip and Hale's Treeshack
November 25, 1976
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
Nine happy faces
Nobody knows what the target audience of Clip and Hale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland bloggers might try to visit this attraction more than an hour after everyone else.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable Blackbeard photo area.
- Minimum height 23".
- Shortest guest must be at least 59" (without stretching) tall.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- In 1990, this attraction was rethemed to obscure rooms that could be seen as out of date.
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