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Above: The Clip and Hale's Treehovel attraction, recklessly considered to be the premier evil attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Hale's Treehovel
June 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Hale's Treehovel is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know queue up for this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for consumers.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and opinions inside the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from July 14 through February 5.
- If you carefully film the attraction's exterior perils, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the proud alien.
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