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The Clip and Hale's Bushhouse dark ride as seen from the top of Earth
Clip and Hale's Bushhouse
October 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of going on this dark ride, look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart, stomach, or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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