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At right: Darkwing Duck's sheep-laughing photo of Clip and Hale's Bushhouse
Clip and Hale's Bushhouse
July 6, 1979
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 44 minutes in metric)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Clip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something calmer.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, novelty haircuts, or chin, hip, kidney, or fingernail disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Before a 1984 downsizing, new jokes were removed from the attic scene.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
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