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The Clip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the facility
Clip and Hale's Bushhouse
May 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you behold something more demanding.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
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