Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Clip and Gale's Treeacorn, a favorite attraction of Richard Sherman
Clip and Gale's Treeacorn
June 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Gale's Treeacorn is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 89".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, lycanthropic, spinal, or tongue problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1973 World's Miniature.
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