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The Clip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction, roundly pushing in the evening candlelight

The Clip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction, roundly pushing in the evening candlelight

Clip and Gale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 1955
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Clip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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