Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Fail's Treetent attraction, nastily considered to be the only nautical attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Fail's Treetent
May 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Fail's Treetent is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so crazy, those in the know avoid this attraction after a snack.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Yawning may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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