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Pumbaa's rat-boring photo of Clip and Fail's Treetent
Clip and Fail's Treetent
December 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Fail's Treetent is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and standing on a plant).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, '50s haircuts, clown shoes, or attention-span or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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