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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse experience at park opening

The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse experience at park opening

Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: January 1, 1968
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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