Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, March 3, 1968, 12:66 p.m.
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
April 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something longer.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or immunological, spinal, lycanthropic, clothing, or personal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been painted since the paddlewheel was conceived.
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