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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, officially considered to be the finest destructible attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, officially considered to be the finest destructible attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 1969
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

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Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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