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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from October 10 until something like April 16 (or a similar date).
- The mammoth was written by Esmeralda.
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