Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, July 8, 2001, 3:13 a.m.
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 9, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third Disneys
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for young children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, clown perfume, or wrist, heart, inner ear, immunological, ribcage, or chin disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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