Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, realistically considered to be the premier temporary attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Bioluminescent Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to forget about this attraction as much as a minute before park opening.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from wrist disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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