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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse show as seen from the top of a racetrack

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Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 3, 1973
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Intended for: Fathers

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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