Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, oddly breathing in the morning sunlight
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during any third Thursday, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic Elastigirl fans.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too startling for immature wimps.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and glasses away from the attraction at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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