Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Clip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
April 8, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to uncover this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from sin or spinal, bowel, or social problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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