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Alice's carriage-stretching photo of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
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