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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly dampening in the evening park light

The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly dampening in the evening park light

Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1971
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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