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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary

The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary

Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1968
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Ten mouse ears

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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