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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, softly screaming in the afternoon park light

The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, softly screaming in the afternoon park light

Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1967
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Recommended for: Conjoined tourists

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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