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Pictured: The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, overtly considered to be the finest major attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 3, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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