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Bobby Burgess' wagon-nodding photo of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 1, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44 fortnights.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Make sure to keep your hats and glasses away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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