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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the resort

Above: The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the resort

Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 2008
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Enjoyed by: Veterans

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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