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Above: The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 7, 2007
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Two reviews (from www.Belle.go.net, 1960)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and in a stroller).
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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