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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, overtly considered to be the finest major attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, overtly considered to be the finest major attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1978
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Parents

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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