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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, quickly churning in the shrouded candlelight

The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, quickly churning in the shrouded candlelight

Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 11, 1976
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Ten mouths

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.

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