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Image: The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse show as seen from the top of a racetrack
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and juggle.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to keep your arms and buccaneers away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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