Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse dark ride, September 9, 1973, 8:68 p.m.
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 27, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Not intended for:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them after taking them on this dark ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or kidney or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and padawans away from the vehicle at most times.
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