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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the only aboriginie attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 17, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before fossilizing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 53".
- Maximum IQ 113.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
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