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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the only aboriginie attraction at Disneyland

The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the only aboriginie attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 2010
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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