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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from finger, wrist, kidney, chest, or lung disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No babies or flash photography permitted.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from April 19 through May 10.
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