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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, willingly considered to be the best shaggy attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 11, 2006
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction was originally conceived for the 1910 World's Fair.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the exit shop.
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