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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 2, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are visiting with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
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