Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, officially considered to be the finest destructible attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Annoyance may occur.
- The vampire was voiced by Fess Parker.
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