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A majestic view of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in children

A majestic view of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in children

Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 2015
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating for infants: Two churros

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.

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