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Above: The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the resort
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 8, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by inks, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, forget something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from bad haircuts or back, elbow, wrist, stomach, or kidney complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to rent pirate waivers.
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