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The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, July 8, 2001, 3:13 a.m.

The Clip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, July 8, 2001, 3:13 a.m.

Clip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 1988
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Six and a third Disneys

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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