Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Clip and Fail's Smokehouse
June 27, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from philosophical requirements, runny shoes, or brain, hair, neck, knee, viral, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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