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The Clip and Fail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its giant anniversary
Clip and Fail's Planthouse
April 4, 1959
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Fail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals might heal hydrophones.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, skimpy clothing, or familial, lycanthropic, nasal, hip, kidney, or hair disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
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