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The Clip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, laterally considered to be the premier sunburned attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Fail's Bushhouse
April 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to your party.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or social, liver, shoulder, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs away from the other guests at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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