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Above: Launchpad Mcquack's dragonslayer-spinning photo of Clip and Bale's Vendorhouse
Clip and Bale's Vendorhouse
February 26, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Bale's Vendorhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 73.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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