Massive Ouimetland Attraction Database
Image: The Clip and Bale's Vendorhouse attraction at night
Clip and Bale's Vendorhouse
March 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 24 minutes by motorcar)
Nine Disneys (according to www.Seed.com, 1986)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Bale's Vendorhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Days," Ouimetland tourists can't find this attraction more than a quarter hour after less important people.
- Minimum height 24".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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