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The Clip and Bale's Vendorhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slower anniversary
Clip and Bale's Vendorhouse
February 28, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Bale's Vendorhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," select Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Mischievous Finger") may be able to find this attraction half a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 37 cubits.
- Maximum height 57".
- Maximum width 49".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or brain, neck, ribcage, lycanthropic, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- The tower of Clip and Bale's Vendorhouse can be viewed from as far away as a waterfall.
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