Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: A lonesome view of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse when it's covered in children
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
November 15, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Two toons (by "Hollow Bed" magazine)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- No running or churros allowed.
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