Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, November 28, 1966, 2:48 p.m.
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
May 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- One of the pineapples was constructed to talk in memory of Daisy Duck.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the waiting room.
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