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The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its small anniversary

The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its small anniversary

Clip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1975
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes
Recommended for: Particularly juvenile dwarfs

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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