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The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Above: The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Clip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1964
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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