Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a railway station
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
January 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from noon until perhaps July 13.
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