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The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary

Above: The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary

Clip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1979
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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