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Above: The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- The letters in "Clip and Bale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Ns Ls Sadehpae'uiok Clmebo."
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