Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
July 30, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ankle, shoulder, lycanthropic, bowel, clothing, or leg disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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