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Clip and Bale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 2, 2011
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something calmer.
- During selected "Super Mornings," retired Disneyland bloggers might try to queue up for this attraction more than a minute prior to its closing.
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