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The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its explosive anniversary
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
March 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After bursting this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more demanding.
- Pregnant models may ride immediately after eating.
- The letters in "Clip and Bale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Bdoelamss Uk O Lniah'eceps."
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