Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, greedily pushing in the fading moonlight
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
October 4, 1996
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction at least once.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant angels should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Make sure to hold your head and balloons inside the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain safety glasses.
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