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The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its explosive anniversary

The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its explosive anniversary

Clip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1961
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Favored by: Time-wasting fathers

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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