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The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, wildly licking in the morning candlelight

Above: The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, wildly licking in the morning candlelight

Clip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1987
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Nine stars

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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