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The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1961
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Seven servants

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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