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A lonesome view of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse when it's covered in children

At right: A lonesome view of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse when it's covered in children

Clip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 1981
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Two toons (by "Hollow Bed" magazine)

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.

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