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The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ghoulish anniversary
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
February 8, 1956
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
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