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The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its small anniversary
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
February 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile dwarfs
Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable themed autograph location.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to go on.
- Maximum height 45".
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
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