Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 4, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from January 11 until perhaps July 29.
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