Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, May 22, 1980, 9:09 p.m.
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Nights," lucky Disneyland executives can run to this attraction as much as a half hour before everyone else.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby character photo garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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