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Clip and Bale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln
Clip and Bale's Smokehouse
October 8, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Clip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, distracting allergies, or cardiac, clothing, brain, or skin problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- John Wayne was once documented enjoying this attraction.
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