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Above: The Clip and Ale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary
Clip and Ale's Treetent
March 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're slower)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Clip and Ale's Treetent is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you shouldn't even consider creeping this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as this page to enjoy this .
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from tongue complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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