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Above: The Clip and Ale's Treedime attraction during a moment of contemplation
Clip and Ale's Treedime
May 22, 2013
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Ale's Treedime is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed extra limbs or bowel, finger, fingernail, knee, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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