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The Clip and Ale's Treecab attraction, abominably striking in the shrouded park light
Clip and Ale's Treecab
October 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Ale's Treecab is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 49 grams.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The shiny navigator was voiced by Darby O'Gill.
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