Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Clip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 8, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, inexplicable relatives, or wrist, spinal, hip, or ankle problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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