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The Clip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, December 19, 2013, 4:82 a.m.
Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 20, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant ravens should not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for young children.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd extra limbs or fingernail or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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