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The Clip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Clip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at night

Clip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 1962
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Tourists

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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