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Tweedledee's doll-offending photo of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
- Before waiting for this thrill ride, your kids will want to look for something more exciting.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- This was one of the so-called "N ticket" thrill rides.
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