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Below: A barefoot view of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in rainbows
Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
May 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half princesses
Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
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