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The Clip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
June 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Pregnant apples won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or blood, elbow, hair, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to have special waivers.
- The comment about levers is an inside joke.
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