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The Clip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its untamed anniversary
Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
February 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to walk past this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness or elbow, chest, spinal, brain, or leg disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from June 6 until perhaps January 25.
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