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At right: The Clip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia
Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 29, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
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