Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An animated view of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in fog
Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 8, 2010
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second to last thing after giving birth.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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