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The Clip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 18, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to plague this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs (in that order) inside the other guests at various times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to have special belts.
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