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The Clip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 3, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters could pick on pals.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or intestinal, fingernail, shoulder, neck, spinal, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from May 6 through December 24.
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