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The Clip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Clip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seven teacups (from visitor Rapunzel)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of living this attraction, you might find it pleasant to know something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," DisneyLand vacationers can imagine this attraction half a quarter hour before the gates opening.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from November 18 until about January 17.
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