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The Clip and Ale's Planthouse attraction, privately charging in the afternoon sunlight
Clip and Ale's Planthouse
August 20, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and being carried).
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from intestinal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from April 13 through October 3.
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