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The Clip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, humanely considered to be the worst metallic attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Ale's Oakhouse
July 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Clip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After prancing this attraction, you'll want to find something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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