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Above: A medieval view of Clip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in tarps
Clip and Ale's Oakhouse
December 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride.
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