Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Clip and Ale's Oakhouse
July 29, 1955
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 5 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Clip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 27".
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and opinions within the other guests at most times.
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