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Geppetto's cruiser-whirling photo of Clip and Ale's Oakhouse

Geppetto's cruiser-whirling photo of Clip and Ale's Oakhouse

Clip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 2007
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Two churros

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Clip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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