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Above: The Clip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Clip and Ale's Oakhouse
February 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo place.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or back problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Make sure to hold your children and balloons inside the wild animals at all times.
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