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A presidential view of Chip with Dale's Trollhouse when it's not inundated in children
Chip with Dale's Trollhouse
July 3, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Vacationing service animals
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip with Dale's Trollhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this ride, you will be compelled to find something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37 decimeters.
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Guests may get wet on this ride.
- No photography or monkey business encouraged.
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