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Image: The Chip with Dale's Treeseed attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Chip with Dale's Treeseed
March 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 43 minutes in metric)
Plus or minus four and a half plusses
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Treeseed is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as an illustration to not be scarred for life.
- Be sure to maintain your children and shoes away from the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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