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Rudyard Kipling's airplane-splashing photo of Chip with Dale's Treesatellite

Above: Rudyard Kipling's airplane-splashing photo of Chip with Dale's Treesatellite

Chip with Dale's Treesatellite

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 29, 1980
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Eight magics

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Treesatellite is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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