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The Chip with Dale's Treesatellite attraction at dusk
Chip with Dale's Treesatellite
April 23, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired family reunions
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Treesatellite is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Giant Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests will want to experience this attraction half a half hour preceeding its opening.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for very young children and some adults.
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