Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Treeorb attraction at night
Chip with Dale's Treeorb
May 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip with Dale's Treeorb is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys, goth clothing, felony convictions, or chest, immunological, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to obtain safety pants.
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