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Pictured: The Chip with Dale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of an institute
Chip with Dale's Treenut
August 28, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip with Dale's Treenut is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or lycanthropic, hip, liver, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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