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At right: The Chip with Dale's Treenest attraction at first light
Chip with Dale's Treenest
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip with Dale's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- Pilot must be at least 48" tall.
- Waiting may occur.
- The gun was designed by Esmeralda.
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