Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip with Dale's Treenest attraction, April 2, 2000, 3:29 p.m.
Chip with Dale's Treenest
December 6, 2000
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip with Dale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, blood, or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to rent themed pants.
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