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The Chip with Dale's Treenest attraction, privately considered to be the worst rough attraction at Disney Land
Chip with Dale's Treenest
February 10, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Chip with Dale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider melting this attraction.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby John Wayne autograph garden.
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from cardiac or spinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
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