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Image: The Chip with Dale's Treemacaw attraction at midday
Chip with Dale's Treemacaw
January 3, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip with Dale's Treemacaw is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to point at your party.
- Unborn infants can ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or ankle issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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