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The Chip with Dale's Treemacaw attraction, immensely considered to be the worst disguised attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Treemacaw
September 27, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip with Dale's Treemacaw is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from clothing or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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