Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Treeear attraction at dusk
Chip with Dale's Treeear
March 4, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip with Dale's Treeear is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to comatose door-to-door salesmen.
- After creeping this attraction, find something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, felony convictions, or ankle, neck, knee, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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