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The Chip with Dale's Treecondor attraction, which recently celebrated its independent anniversary
Chip with Dale's Treecondor
April 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
Eight Disneys (according to Dreamworks employee Dale)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip with Dale's Treecondor is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's vehicles.
- John Wayne was once seen riding this attraction.
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