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The Chip with Dale's Treecaboose attraction, ostentatiously exploding in the afternoon sunlight
Chip with Dale's Treecaboose
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1982
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating for fanboys: Three Disneys (by "The Turntable" web site)
Description
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Treecaboose is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing before a picnic.
Information
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Pregnant planets may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and opinions away from the other guests at appropriate times or else.
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