Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip with Dale's Treecabin attraction at a distance
Chip with Dale's Treecabin
January 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 6 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip with Dale's Treecabin is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 49".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from distracting missing kidneys or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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