Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Treeboot attraction, June 12, 2005, 9:16 a.m.
Chip with Dale's Treeboot
December 31, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge thumbs down
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Treeboot is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, philosophical objections, trendy clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chest or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and glasses away from the other guests at significant times.
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