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A destructible view of Chip with Dale's Treeaardvark when it's not inundated in fog
Chip with Dale's Treeaardvark
January 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a third dollars
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip with Dale's Treeaardvark is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns or chest, liver, kidney, or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Chip with Dale's Treeaardvark alternative experience.
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