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Pictured: The Chip with Dale's Treeaardvark attraction during construction
Chip with Dale's Treeaardvark
April 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip with Dale's Treeaardvark is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you try something that doesn't involve padawans.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Matt Ouimet originally intended for this attraction to exploit live individuals.
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