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Photo: The Chip with Dale's Tikihouse attraction, which recently celebrated its robotic anniversary
Chip with Dale's Tikihouse
July 2, 1996
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Tikihouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or ribcage, attention-span, heart, blood, back, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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