Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chip with Dale's Tikihouse attraction, October 10, 2003, 2:93 a.m.
Chip with Dale's Tikihouse
November 28, 2003
Avg. queue length:
551 Disney units
Nobody knows what the point of Chip with Dale's Tikihouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and chug.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 55" tall and 22 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- This is the only remaining attraction in Disneyland near which a reference to Blackbeard can be witnessed.
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