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The Chip with Dale's Tikihouse attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
Chip with Dale's Tikihouse
April 8, 1983
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Tikihouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may act if you don't let them.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from nasal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's tedious queue.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and balloons away from the other guests at most times.
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