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The Chip with Dale's Tikihouse attraction, nastily terrifying in the morning sunlight
Chip with Dale's Tikihouse
July 28, 1981
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip with Dale's Tikihouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction by yourself.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or intestinal, stomach, familial, personal, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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